Dot suddenly shot up from the couch in the middle of her favorite celebrity gossip show “Extra“, and she hobbled her way toward the bathroom. As Dot marched past Joe and I, an incredibly loud and continuous burst of gas bellowed out behind her. Even so, she did not seem amused when Joe called out, “Hurry Dot…Hurry!”
Once Dot was in the bathroom, Joe turned to me and said, “That there is what happens when you grow up on a farm…”
Me: “Oh yeah? What do you mean?”
Joe: “Well see…Dot grew up on a farm, and that’s why she knows the importance of crop-dusting.“
I laughed: “You noticed that huh?”
Joe laughed: “Hard not to notice when she goes breezing past ya like that without so much as a how-do-ya-do.”
Me: “It’s probably best not to mention it to Dot though, okay? I’m pretty sure that she thinks that we didn’t notice.”
Joe: “Oh I’m not gonna say anything to her about it! She may have crop-dusted the place, but she’s STILL a lady!”
